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You’re not crime-fighting ready, until you’re camera ready. To get the deepest clean for the most sensitive skin, try the new oil-free skincare line from the freshest face among The Seven: Wish by Starlight. A Vought International Company.

Everyone loves superheroes. They swoop out of the sky and save the day. This city’s in thrall to them: we buy their toys, watch their movies, read their fawning headlines. But if you knew just half of what supes get up to, you’d think again. That’s where Butcher comes in. He’s here to spank those supes when they get out of line. And he won’t rest until he’s done with each and every one of them.

Hello boys and girls. This is Mr. Butcher and he’s here today to teach you all about supes. Because supes, you see, ain’t always nice. Sometimes they are very, very not nice. So grab your dollies and sit down criss-cross-applesauce: story time is about to start.

Butcher relives the past, recalling violence and betrayal on the rough road towards finding his wife Becca.

Welcome, New Employee, to the world’s most admired company: Vought International. You may know us as the home of your favorite heroes, but we’re much more than that. Learn more about your super colleagues and explore the various ways that Vought impacts our lives: from our customer service endeavors, to our new national security tactics. See how Vought International makes the world a safer place.

“Your presence truly blessed us from the start. You will never truly vanish from our hearts.” Rest in Peace Translucent, 1980-2020.

Today on Vought News Network: An update on America's favorite hero, Homelander. Meet the new man: Victoria Neuman announces FBSA hire. Where is Alastair?: Church of the Collective head missing amidst new allegations.

Today on Vought News Network: Is Starlight headed for a supernova? Making Waves: Deep’s bombshell allegations about Church of the Collective. Wall They’ve Got: Homelander fans stand up against super-terrorists.

"Faster than the speed of light, watching as your dreams take flight. I think I should stand and fight, then disappear into the night.”

Today on Vought News Network: Is the FBSA strong arming Vought? San Diego superhero sees popularity soar! A-Train's new single speeding up the charts.

Today on Vought News Network: Starlight Sells Out - Heroine’s costume is almost as popular as Homelander’s this halloween; Black Noir hunts serial killer to keep tri-state area safe; FBSA oversteps again as they target Ezekiel.

A Special Message from The Deep, Liquid Death Mountain Water’s new Chief Sustainability Associate.

Today on Vought News Network: Victoria Neuman Gives Herself a Virtual Victory Parade. A Train: “I Promise To Have A New Race As Fast As Possible." Payback’s Legendary Hero Gunpowder Teaches Kids About The 2nd Amendment.

Today on Vought News Network: Silent Knight Brings Bulletproof Cheer; Gecko On Vought’s Naughty List; and Starlight Awarded Top Honor at Holiday Benefit.

Today on Vought News Network: Anticipation High for Vought Hero Draft; Tiny Hero's Big Film Premiere; A Fair & Balanced Conversation with the FBSA.

This #NationalPizzaDay, there’s no better place to be than Buster Beaver’s. Visit today and sign up for Buster’s Pizza Pals Club to get 7x the tokens. Come on in and Eat the Beav!

Coming June 3. When darkness descends on the world, and it seems all hope is lost, seven heroes will rise. Seven who will stand. Seven who will fight. Seven who will restore light and hope, and see the sun rise on a new era. This is the true story of the greatest superhero team the world has ever known. This is the Dawn of The Seven.

This Memorial Day, Vought International remembers America's first Superhero - Soldier Boy. In this classic PSA, he spoke up to help protect the youth of our great nation, reminding them that "taking drugs is not cool, and anyone who does is a loser." Be sure to hit the subscribe button to honor his legacy.

Tonight at 9/8C on Vought+, it’s the season finale of #AmericanHero! Three contestants remain, but only TWO will join #TheSeven! Will Starlight choose her old flame Supersonic? Or will someone else be moving into the Seven Tower? Tune in tonight for the SHOCKING final episode, brought to you by Lean Lady Frozen Dinners by Vought: Where slim tastes super! On this exclusive Behind the Scenes Mansion Tour, Vought's own Ashley Barrett takes you inside American Hero Mansion, to see contestants vie for a chance to be America's next top hero.

Soldier Boy serenades the Solid Gold dancers with a super rendition of Blondie's "Rapture" in this classic clip recorded just before his heroic final mission. Shortly after this, he was posthumously awarded a Vrammy for Best Special Guest Performance!

Based on the bestselling autobiography, Deeper: A Memoir, comes a thrilling story of Love, Loss, Redemption, Light, and Fresca. Only on Vought+. Starring 3 time Vemmy Award Winner The Deep as Deep, and MTV Movie Award Nominee Billy Zane as Alastair Adana.

After a lifetime of using her super powers to protect America as part of legendary supe team Payback, Crimson Countess is using the power of music to help chimps live happier lives. Vought cares about simian well-being. So for the next seven hours, 1% of every Big Homie Burger sold will be donated to Crimson Countess' Chimp Country Foundation to help troubled Chimps.

Supersonic may be gone, but he'll live forever in our hearts - and our ears! Reminisce about summer nights cruising in the Jetta with “You Got Your License To Drive (Me Crazy)," and all of SuperSweet’s catalogue, exclusively on Voughtify.

If you feel like #WisdomWednesday is surface-level, it's time for #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep. Here's a collection of the Lord of the Seven Seas' greatest wisdom that will shape our lives forever. Continue your journey of enlightenment with #DeeperAndDeeper, the most intimate superhero interview of all time, now available on Audible.

We saw your tweets, opened your emails, and read your one-star reviews. That’s why we’re making the brave choice to bring Soldier Boy back to Vought++. Films like Red Thunder will now have this content warning to properly prepare patriots before they press play!

For months, you’ve asked to see the most inspirational commercial ever made again. Originally taken off air because the testing was too strong, this is “Taste The Movement,” the full-length spot for A-Train’s Turbo Rush. Look for a super back-to-school sale on 7-Packs now!

On this day in 2008, one glance across study hall changed everything. Celebrate 14 years of Rock My Kiss, the chart-topping single from the boys of Super-Sweet. Upgrade to a Voughtify Premium Student subscription to listen to a Supersonic bonus tribute!

This National Working Parents Day, we’re proud to support mothers and fathers like Homelander, who somehow manage to keep our country safe while raising the next generation of heroes. Work at Vought and get occasional access to our on-site Vought Tots Daycare!

On this special edition of VNN's Seven on 7, Cameron has the details on a new energy drink Vought has partnered with G Fuel on. Inspired by Compound V, it sharpens focus, increases energy, and in select cases, turns you into a weapon of mass destruction.

This Soy Sauce Day, enjoy a bottle of Kirei Shoyu, full of flavor and peak freshness. Now back in stock at your local store, thanks to the Deep personally escorting a cargo shipment across the ocean. Get 7% off with promo code GOODLUCK!

This year, we lost one of Deep’s dear friends Timothy, who was sadly eaten by a predator. We can’t bring back Timothy, but we can try to make oceans safer for cephalopods on World Octopus Day. Vought is proud to offer continued support, thoughts and prayers for Timothy’s family!

Coming to you a week late so we could collect more of your data and iron out a few technical glitches, it's the 2022 Voughtify Recapped! Join A-Train as we celebrate the Top 5 songs of the year, and remember to separate art (Rapture) from the artist and traitor (Soldier Boy).

Transparency has always been our core value at Vought. That’s why ahead of our Q1 earnings call, we’ve prepped this summary for all shareholders to enjoy. Here's CEO Ashley Barrett, who has the board’s full confidence and was just given a new seven-month contract!

Tonight, we honor Queen Maeve with this emotional in memoriam at the Supie Awards. A hero on and off screen, her acting in Dawn of the Seven and Her Majesty will be studied by performing arts students at Godolkin University for years to come. Rest In Pride, Queen!

It’s a dark day for America. But together, we can keep an innocent hero #HomeFree. Here’s CEO Ashley Barrett with more on Homelander.

If there’s one thing Americans can count on right now, it’s that Cameron is committed to debunking the lies surrounding this shameless facade of a “trial.” Join him every night as he brings you hard-hitting news, and teaches the woke mob basic vocabulary like “loving father”!

BREAKING: Vought and VNN can exclusively confirm that Homelander, Black Noir and a hero who shall not be named are coming to Call of Duty. More insightful soundbites from Noir in this press conference for the ages!

Today, Vought brings you a love letter to AMERICA, rated "Too Patriotic" for TV. Please enjoy with an ice cold Turbo Rush!

Despite what the fake news might tell you, Vought and Homelander have ALWAYS been steadfast friends with Robert Singer and Victoria Neuman. This Tuesday, we're proud to stand with them, and work towards a new era for the SUPERhuman community!

At Vought, our primary goal is to create a stronger, MORE SUPER America. That’s why we’re endorsing Robert Singer and Victoria Neuman, who have promised to give Superhumans more just than a seat at the table. We’ll be holding them accountable every step of the way!

We’re tired of socialist teachers brainwashing your kids with their woke takes on the “Civil War” and “Women’s Rights." That’s why we’re launching Vought’s American History – designed to teach your lil’ patriots the God-honest truth about this nation’s history. Buy now and get a special edition copy with a foreword from Homelander himself!

This World Oceans Day, Vought is proud to present the triumphant return of Deep Thoughts With The Deep. This time, even Deeper! Listen as The Lord of the Seven Seas ponders provocative questions that no other mind in history has dared to tackle.

From the studio that brought you Rising Tide and Dawn of the Seven comes TRAINING A-TRAIN. Now in production, directed by award-winning filmmaker Adam Bourke and starring The World’s Fastest Man. Here’s A-Train on why this is his most heart-wrenching role yet!

Today, The Deep is proud to announce a renewed partnership with Liquid Death. Two years ago, he taught children to bring death to plastic, and now he is educating them on the dangers of sugar. He takes his job as role model and health & wellness ambassador Deep-ly serious!

This Thursday, we’re proud to present Vought on Ice! It’s the most festive, family-friendly show ever – converting non-believers into God-fearing, upstanding citizens in under three hours. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like Homelander landing a triple axel!

Critics, families and online trolls have all been raving about Vought On Ice! That’s why we’re bringing you an exclusive and extended look at the magic. Once you’re done watching, stream “Let’s Put the Christ Back in Christmas” anytime on Voughtify!

At Vought, we see the same spark in Firecracker as Homelander does: a fearless freedom fighter. Hear it for yourself today on this week's episode of Truthbomb as she recounts this weekend’s horrific events, and help ignite the resistance by sharing with #WhereWeGoOneWeGoVought!

Vought is proud to usher in a new era of Internet privacy. Together with Opera GX, we’ve built BROWSER by Vought. What it lacks in branding creativity, it makes up for in speed and security. Download it today and you’ll be review bombing woke TV shows in no time!

You saw it already on Firecracker’s recent six-hour VNN special, but for the first time ever online, it’s her full performance of “Up Where We Belong” featuring Deep. God Himself smiled down from heaven as they sang, and we bet He’ll be streaming on Voughtify too!

If you missed #V52, we trust you had a completely invalid excuse or were trapped under something heavy. Here’s A-Train, Deep and Noir to recap the most important and influential day in entertainment history, destined to shape culture for at least the next seven decades!

Ever wonder how CEO Ashley Barrett looks so composed in every meeting or press conference? Her secret is simple – Voughtality! Featuring a line of products that will have you feeling fresh and moist on every level. Voughtality – For A Super You.

At Vought Fresh Farms, we’ll do anything to make sure you get the right amount of dairy. That’s why our milk is made from only the youngest and most God-fearing of cows, homegrown right here in America. Vought Fresh Farms, the only choice for true patriots like Homelander!

At Vought, our top priority always has been transparency. That’s why CEO Ashley Barrett is here to debunk the woke conspiracy theories on the dark web. Remember, if you’re going to share misinformation, make sure you get it from reputable patriots like Firecracker!

Back by popular demand, Vought proudly presents a new wave of Deep Thoughts with The Deep. Keep the waters of your mind still as you soak in these pearls of wisdom. Then when you’re done, be sure to share with a bro!

This week, Olympics viewers will be delighted watching the events AND the ad breaks. Here's a first look at a new TV spot featuring The Deep, the greatest swimmer of all-time. He'd easily be world champion if Supers were allowed to compete!

Our social media department on Floor 47 has seen lots of conversation about Soldier Boy the past few days. He’s still a traitor, but it’s footage like this that helps us remember his better days as a true hero. Share to tell someone you love GOD BLESS AMERICA!

It’s more than a festive tune – it’s a cry of freedom from patriots everywhere! SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING. Performed by puppets, adored by everyone. Sing along, then call the hotline to report those groomers. Remember - T is for TRAITOR!

Back by popular demand, it's Deep Thoughts With The Deep! These are his Deepest ones yet, as he's plunged to Marianas Trench depths of enlightenment that no human has ever explored. James Cameron could never. But The Deep can. And could. And did. And will.

Get ready for another TRUTHBOMB, patriots! Today, Firecracker sets the record straight on the whereabouts of A-Train. He is STILL on his top-secret, extended overseas mission serving the people of this great nation. All other rumors to the contrary are Starlighter propaganda!

This week, the manosphere won't know what hit it, as Deep and Noir are here with a truly goated episode of MANHANDLED. Get a sneak peek Wednesday on Vought+, then look out for an extended version online later in the week. Strength, independence, SIGMA!

We're live with the next gen of Vought heroes, Teenage Kix! Spend a few minutes with Jetstreak, Sheline and Countess Crow from their HQ in the beautiful state of Ohio.

It's time, Manhandlers, a new episode with Deep and Noir is live NOW. This is about to be the dopest 15 minutes of your entire life. All sigma, no beta!

Vought is proud to partner with Ashley Barrett in her new role as Vice President. We knew she was destined for big things as we watched her climb the corporate ladder here in Vought Tower. Keep breaking those glass ceilings, Ashley!

Introducing the Manhandled Manscaping Kit, for bros that want to take their anal wellness to the next level. If you've been tanning your taint without it, stop whatever you're doing and order now! VoughtCoin accepted at purchase.

This Lord's Day, we set our sights to the heavens above, and say "see you soon" to A-Train. As Homelander so eloquently put at his recent memorial service, "he was a good friend, and used to be very fast." Thank you for everything, A-Train, it was a good run!

For A-Train's memorial service, Oh Father paid his respects by organizing a gospel choir to sing a soulful rendition of his hit song "Faster." Watch the official music video, and lift your voice up to the heavens so A-Train and the angels can hear!

Following his recent bombshell press conference at Vought Tower, Soldier Boy was kind enough to answer a few follow-up questions for VNN. His eloquent, straight-shooting professionalism will make him a perfect fit for The Seven!

Today, we honor visionary writer, director and storyteller Adam Bourke. He recently died doing what he loved – giving back to the creative community directing a play. Crime Analytics will find the Starlighter responsible for his death, there’s something fishy about the circumstances!

As gas prices continue to skyrocket, Deep has taken matters into his very muscular hands. He’s worked with Vought Petroleum to open a brand new, eco-friendly pipeline in Alaskan waters that will deliver gas to your tank and extra cash to your wallet. The Deep says sea life is stoked with America’s Energy Independence!

Firecracker was a defender of honest, common sense straight talk. But tragically, Starlight doesn’t want you to know the truth, so she murdered Firecracker in cold blood. Rest in power Firecracker. We’re sure you’re soaring to Heaven on the wings of an eagle!

Here’s one from the archives featuring an original hero, Bombsight. He and his good friend Soldier Boy not only kept America safe from Communists, but also were the face of many new revolutionary products like this one. Then and now, you can always trust a hero-recommended brand!

We trust that right now, the angels on high are singing the name of Homelander. And lucky for us, we have the voice of an angel in Oh Father to "Raise Him Up" here. Watch his full performance and stream the song that's already climbed to the top of the Voughtify charts!

Today, we are proud to help introduce a new spokesperson for @liquiddeath – Ashley Barrett. Just like Homelander, she cares deeply about what Americans put in their bodies. Throw out your nut milk and treat yourself to an easy drinking sparkling energy – guaranteed to not explode your head! (NOTE: President Barrett was still Vice President at time of filming)

Bro down, patriots. The Deep heroically gave his life saving his beloved marine animals from the Vought Pipeline, which to be clear, was a product of the corrupt Homelander administration. Dolphins and octopi everywhere are in mourning, and the Manhandled Podcast is on pause until further notice.

On the Lord’s Day, we take a moment to remember Oh Father, who was brutally murdered by Homelander in his recent reign of terror. He was a spiritual leader unlike any other, and his voice will never be gagged. Rest in power, Oh Father!