Family Guy
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Family Guy

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Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

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The Life of Larry
S0 E1
The Life of Larry
Jan 1, 1995 • 11 min

This short clip created by Seth MacFarlane featured a middle-aged slob named Larry Cummings, his cynical talking dog, Steve, supportive wife Lois, and pudgy teenage son Milt. The film begins with a live-action segment where MacFarlane, as himself, briefly describes the show and its characters. The film includes many of the same gags that would appear in the first few episodes of Family Guy, such as the Star Trek parody in "I Never Met the Dead Man." The live-action footage of MacFarlane was referenced in the Adult Swim bumps of MacFarlane introducing his favorite episodes of Family Guy, noticeably the nonchalant line, "Oh, hi there. You scared the crap out of me." In the bumps, he sat in a chair by a fireplace of a study, as in the short.

Larry & Steve
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Larry & Steve
Apr 28, 1997 • 7 min

This short was produced for the "What a Cartoon!" showcase series on Cartoon Network and uses Seth MacFarlane's characters from "The Life of Larry". After saving Steve from the dog pound, Larry takes him home, but the sarcastic mutt isn't exactly impressed with the state of Larry's abode. While shopping for new furniture they meet sprightly sales assistant Cindy, who Steve doesn't take well to. Things go awry for the pair as clumsy Larry gets the duo into several sticky situations - and manages to destroy the entire furniture shop.

Family Guy (Pilot)
S0 E3
Family Guy (Pilot)
Dec 20, 1998 • 15 min

The original Pilot of Family Guy. The story of the pilot is similar to what would eventually become the first aired episode, "Death Has a Shadow", with distinct differences in the character designs, animation and writing. The first seven minutes are included on the Volume 1 DVD set.

Behind the Scenes of Family Guy
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Behind the Scenes of Family Guy
Sep 23, 1999 • 22 min

In this episode of FOX Behind the scenes, Fox gives us a look behind the scenes of their new hilarious animation series Family Guy.

Family Guy Live in Vegas: Stewie's Sexy Party
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Family Guy Live in Vegas: Stewie's Sexy Party
Apr 26, 2005 • 22 min

Family Guy Live in Vegas: The Making of Stewie's Sexy Party
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Family Guy Live in Vegas: The Making of Stewie's Sexy Party
Apr 26, 2005 • 22 min

The making of the music video for Stewie's Sexy Party.

Saving Family Guy
S0 E7
Saving Family Guy
May 1, 2005 • 22 min

Cast talks about how Family Guy was re-born after being canceled by the Fox.

Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
S0 E8
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
May 21, 2006 • 88 min

When Stewie sees a man who looks just like him on TV, he's convinced that he must be his real father. Stewie sets off on a cross-country road trip to find him, but his incredible journey leads to outrageous discoveries.

Webisode: Up Late with Stewie & Brian
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Webisode: Up Late with Stewie & Brian
Feb 25, 2007 • 22 min

Interview with Rob Corddry to promote new tv series The Winner.

Stewie & Brian Live at the Emmy's
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Stewie & Brian Live at the Emmy's
Sep 16, 2007 • 4 min

Stewie and Brians Emmy introduction for the 2007 awards.

The Family Guy 100th Episode Special
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The Family Guy 100th Episode Special
Nov 4, 2007 • 22 min

"The Family Guy 100th Episode Special" is a special episode from the sixth season of Family Guy. The episode aired on November 4, 2007, and was followed by the actual 100th episode, "Stewie Kills Lois". It was hosted by Seth MacFarlane, who presented the funniest clips of all 99 previous episodes. This is also the only episode to credit Lacey Chabert, Meg's voice artist in the first production season, who was not credited in earlier episodes due to a contractual agreement.

The List (Stewie's Banned Song)
S0 E12
The List (Stewie's Banned Song)
Nov 11, 2007 • 3 min

This song was deleted out of the final television broadcast of the episode "Lois Kills Stewie". Stewie Griffin, who is now the president of the world, broadcasts from the White House live and details all the people who he sees as undesirable and will not be missed.

Comic-Con 2008
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Comic-Con 2008
Jul 26, 2008 • 22 min

The Story So Far...
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The Story So Far...
Apr 18, 2009 • 28 min

Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special takes a look at how the multi award winning animation show was originally created. A must for all Family Guy fans, the show includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peak clips from season eight and examines the success of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.

Creating the Chaos...
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Creating the Chaos...
Apr 18, 2009 • 28 min

Narrated by Mathew Horne, this BBC3 special goes behind the scenes of the hit animation comedy Family Guy. A must for all fans, it includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peek clips from season 8 and an inside look at how the show is created.

Family Guy on Inside The Actors Studio
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Family Guy on Inside The Actors Studio
Sep 14, 2009 • 22 min

Tour of Family Guy Studio

Family Guy Presents: Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show
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Family Guy Presents: Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show
Nov 8, 2009 • 22 min

Animated and live-action comedy sketches, along with live-action performances of "Family Guy" musical numbers, featuring series creator Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein.

Family Guy: The Top 20 Characters
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Family Guy: The Top 20 Characters
May 8, 2010 • 22 min

The who's who of animated comedy series Family Guy, narrated by Chris Addison. 20 of the most loved characters are counted down in order of who amassed the most on-screen time. The show includes interviews with the cast and creators, comments from celebrity fans and exclusive clips from season 9.

Partial Terms of Endearment
S0 E19
Partial Terms of Endearment
Jun 20, 2010 • 23 min

Lois agrees to become a surrogate mother but the couple of the child she's carrying dies and she's forced to make a decision whether or not to terminate the pregnancy.

Ground Breaking Gags
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Ground Breaking Gags
May 8, 2011 • 27 min

Documentary which takes a look at the groundbreaking gags that have shaped and defined the world's most controversial cartoon. Narrator Robert Webb is joined by a host of British comic talent including Paul O'Grady, Shappi Khorsandi and Blake Harrison, all keen to dissect their favourite Family Guy jokes. With classic clips from Family Guy's rich archive and exclusive sneak peeks at the forthcoming new season.

200 Episodes Later
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200 Episodes Later
Nov 11, 2012 • 22 min

Family Guy fans get a behind-the-scenes look at this irreverent comedy’s most outrageous moments, through fascinating interviews with creator Seth MacFarlane and voice actors Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Additionally, the special will give fans an exclusive glimpse into the cast and crew’s 200th episode party in Los Angeles, from the red carpet to MacFarlane serenading the party-goers, accompanied by an orchestra.

New Phone, Who Dis?
S0 E22
New Phone, Who Dis?
Mar 29, 2019 • 22 min

Lois gets cold feet when the newly released Crabapple Phone causes her family to lose touch with the world around them. Meanwhile, Quagmire becomes a woodworker to impress chicks, and Peter's head gets stuck between the stair railings. This was originally presented as a fictional in-universe episode in the form of an audio commentary, as seen in the episode "You Can't Handle the Booth". The raw episode without the commentary was released as a special feature in the Family Guy Season 17 DVD box set.

Family Guy COVID-19 Vaccine Awareness PSA
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Family Guy COVID-19 Vaccine Awareness PSA
Sep 21, 2021 • 4 min

Follows Peter Griffin at the doctor's office where he debates about getting the COVID-19 vaccine, but Stewie and Brian teleport inside his body and explain how vaccines work.

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater
S0 E24
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater
Oct 14, 2024 • 22 min

Peter becomes a human pumpkin to help Joe finally win Quahog's Great Pumpkin Contest. Meanwhile Stewie brings Rupert to life, and Rupert immediately resolves to kill Brian.

Gift of the White Guy
S0 E25
Gift of the White Guy
Nov 25, 2024 • 22 min

Peter must recover Lois' Christmas brooch after gifting it away in a White Elephant exchange; Stewie changes his attitude upon learning he's on Santa's "Naughty List."

A Little Fright Music
S0 E26
A Little Fright Music
Oct 6, 2025 • 22 min

Brian and Stewie realize there is a shortage of quality Halloween songs, so they set out to write a hit, and Peter and the guys discover that lying about trick or treating can have deadly consequences.

Holiday 2025: Disney's Hulu's Family Guy's Hallmark Channel's Lifetime's Unoriginal Holiday Movie
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Holiday 2025: Disney's Hulu's Family Guy's Hallmark Channel's Lifetime's Unoriginal Holiday Movie
Nov 28, 2025 • 22 min

In this take on generic holiday movies, Lois, who works for "Big Pie" travels to a small town in hopes of stealing Peter's award-winning family secret pie recipe.

Death Has a Shadow
S1 E1
Death Has a Shadow
Jan 31, 1999 • 23 min

After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.

I Never Met the Dead Man
S1 E2
I Never Met the Dead Man
Apr 11, 1999 • 23 min

While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.

Chitty Chitty Death Bang
S1 E3
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Apr 18, 1999 • 23 min

Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.

Mind Over Murder
S1 E4
Mind Over Murder
Apr 25, 1999 • 23 min

At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

A Hero Sits Next Door
S1 E5
A Hero Sits Next Door
May 1, 1999 • 23 min

When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.

The Son Also Draws
S1 E6
The Son Also Draws
May 2, 1999 • 23 min

Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.

Brian: Portrait of a Dog
S1 E7
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
May 15, 1999 • 23 min

When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
S2 E1
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
Sep 23, 1999 • 23 min

Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

Holy Crap
S2 E2
Holy Crap
Sep 30, 1999 • 23 min

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

Da Boom
S2 E3
Da Boom
Dec 26, 1999 • 23 min

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

Brian in Love
S2 E4
Brian in Love
Mar 7, 2000 • 23 min

A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

Love Thy Trophy
S2 E5
Love Thy Trophy
Mar 14, 2000 • 23 min

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

Death Is a Bitch
S2 E6
Death Is a Bitch
Mar 21, 2000 • 23 min

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

The King Is Dead
S2 E7
The King Is Dead
Mar 28, 2000 • 23 min

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer’s Chair and starts to make some “artistic changes” to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
S2 E8
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Mar 28, 2000 • 23 min

Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
S2 E9
If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
Apr 4, 2000 • 23 min

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Running Mates
S2 E10
Running Mates
Apr 11, 2000 • 23 min

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks
S2 E11
A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks
Apr 18, 2000 • 23 min

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Fifteen Minutes of Shame
S2 E12
Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Apr 25, 2000 • 23 min

Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

Road to Rhode Island
S2 E13
Road to Rhode Island
May 30, 2000 • 23 min

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

Let's Go to the Hop
S2 E14
Let's Go to the Hop
Jun 6, 2000 • 23 min

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.

Dammit Janet
S2 E15
Dammit Janet
Jun 13, 2000 • 23 min

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

There's Something About Paulie
S2 E16
There's Something About Paulie
Jun 27, 2000 • 23 min

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

He's Too Sexy for His Fat
S2 E17
He's Too Sexy for His Fat
Jun 27, 2000 • 23 min

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

E. Peterbus Unum
S2 E18
E. Peterbus Unum
Jul 12, 2000 • 23 min

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

The Story on Page One
S2 E19
The Story on Page One
Jul 18, 2000 • 23 min

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Wasted Talent
S2 E20
Wasted Talent
Jul 25, 2000 • 23 min

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

Fore Father
S2 E21
Fore Father
Aug 1, 2000 • 23 min

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

The Thin White Line (1)
S3 E1
The Thin White Line (1)
Jul 11, 2001 • 23 min

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Brian Does Hollywood (2)
S3 E2
Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Jul 18, 2001 • 23 min

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
S3 E3
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Jul 25, 2001 • 23 min

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
S3 E4
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Aug 1, 2001 • 23 min

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

And the Wiener Is...
S3 E5
And the Wiener Is...
Aug 8, 2001 • 23 min

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Death Lives
S3 E6
Death Lives
Aug 15, 2001 • 23 min

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Lethal Weapons
S3 E7
Lethal Weapons
Aug 22, 2001 • 23 min

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

The Kiss Seen Around the World
S3 E8
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Aug 29, 2001 • 23 min

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

Mr. Saturday Knight
S3 E9
Mr. Saturday Knight
Sep 5, 2001 • 23 min

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

Fish Out of Water
S3 E10
Fish Out of Water
Sep 19, 2001 • 23 min

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

Emission Impossible
S3 E11
Emission Impossible
Oct 8, 2001 • 23 min

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

To Love and Die in Dixie
S3 E12
To Love and Die in Dixie
Nov 15, 2001 • 23 min

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

Screwed the Pooch
S3 E13
Screwed the Pooch
Nov 29, 2001 • 23 min

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
S3 E14
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
Dec 6, 2001 • 23 min

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

Ready, Willing, and Disabled
S3 E15
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Dec 20, 2001 • 23 min

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
S3 E16
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Dec 21, 2001 • 23 min

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
S3 E17
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Jan 17, 2002 • 23 min

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

From Method to Madness
S3 E18
From Method to Madness
Jan 24, 2002 • 23 min

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Stuck Together, Torn Apart
S3 E19
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Jan 31, 2002 • 23 min

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Road to Europe
S3 E20
Road to Europe
Feb 7, 2002 • 23 min

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
S3 E21
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Feb 14, 2002 • 23 min

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
S3 E22
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Dec 10, 2004 • 23 min

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

North by North Quahog
S4 E1
North by North Quahog
May 1, 2005 • 22 min

Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
S4 E2
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
May 8, 2005 • 22 min

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

Blind Ambition
S4 E3
Blind Ambition
May 15, 2005 • 22 min

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

Don't Make Me Over
S4 E4
Don't Make Me Over
Jun 5, 2005 • 22 min

When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."

The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
S4 E5
The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
Jun 12, 2005 • 22 min

When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.

Petarded
S4 E6
Petarded
Jun 19, 2005 • 23 min

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.

Brian the Bachelor
S4 E7
Brian the Bachelor
Jun 26, 2005 • 22 min

"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
S4 E8
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Jul 10, 2005 • 22 min

Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
S4 E9
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Jul 17, 2005 • 22 min

Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town.

Model Misbehavior
S4 E10
Model Misbehavior
Jul 24, 2005 • 22 min

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

Peter's Got Woods
S4 E11
Peter's Got Woods
Sep 11, 2005 • 22 min

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Perfect Castaway
S4 E12
Perfect Castaway
Sep 18, 2005 • 22 min

When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.

Jungle Love
S4 E13
Jungle Love
Sep 25, 2005 • 22 min

When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

PTV
S4 E14
PTV
Nov 6, 2005 • 23 min

After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. As a result, Peter creates his own station, PTV, which broadcasts from the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create their own edgy programming until the FCC shows up to shut down PTV and censor all controversial material in Quahog.

Brian Goes Back to College
S4 E15
Brian Goes Back to College
Nov 13, 2005 • 22 min

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

The Courtship of Stewie's Father
S4 E16
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Nov 20, 2005 • 22 min

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.

The Fat Guy Strangler
S4 E17
The Fat Guy Strangler
Nov 27, 2005 • 24 min

Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the “Fat Guy Strangler” be?

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
S4 E18
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
Dec 18, 2005 • 22 min

When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.

Brian Sings and Swings
S4 E19
Brian Sings and Swings
Jan 8, 2006 • 22 min

After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.

Patriot Games
S4 E20
Patriot Games
Jan 29, 2006 • 22 min

At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.

I Take Thee Quagmire
S4 E21
I Take Thee Quagmire
Mar 12, 2006 • 23 min

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.

Sibling Rivalry
S4 E22
Sibling Rivalry
Mar 26, 2006 • 24 min

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.

Deep Throats
S4 E23
Deep Throats
Apr 9, 2006 • 24 min

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.

Peterotica
S4 E24
Peterotica
Apr 23, 2006 • 23 min

After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.

You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
S4 E25
You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
Apr 30, 2006 • 22 min

Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.

Petergeist
S4 E26
Petergeist
May 7, 2006 • 24 min

Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.

The Griffin Family History
S4 E27
The Griffin Family History
May 14, 2006 • 24 min

When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.

Stewie B. Goode
S4 E28
Stewie B. Goode
May 21, 2006 • 22 min

After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.

Bango Was His Name Oh!
S4 E29
Bango Was His Name Oh!
May 21, 2006 • 21 min

Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
S4 E30
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
May 21, 2006 • 22 min

Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.

Stewie Loves Lois
S5 E1
Stewie Loves Lois
Sep 10, 2006 • 22 min

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

Mother Tucker
S5 E2
Mother Tucker
Sep 17, 2006 • 22 min

Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.

Hell Comes to Quahog
S5 E3
Hell Comes to Quahog
Sep 24, 2006 • 22 min

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.

Saving Private Brian
S5 E4
Saving Private Brian
Nov 5, 2006 • 22 min

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

Whistle While Your Wife Works
S5 E5
Whistle While Your Wife Works
Nov 12, 2006 • 22 min

When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.

Prick Up Your Ears
S5 E6
Prick Up Your Ears
Nov 19, 2006 • 22 min

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

Chick Cancer
S5 E7
Chick Cancer
Nov 26, 2006 • 22 min

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.

Barely Legal
S5 E8
Barely Legal
Dec 17, 2006 • 22 min

Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.

Road to Rupert
S5 E9
Road to Rupert
Jan 28, 2007 • 22 min

Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.

Peter's Two Dads
S5 E10
Peter's Two Dads
Feb 11, 2007 • 22 min

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
S5 E11
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Feb 18, 2007 • 22 min

When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

Airport '07
S5 E12
Airport '07
Mar 4, 2007 • 22 min

Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.

Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
S5 E13
Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
Mar 11, 2007 • 22 min

Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.

No Meals on Wheels
S5 E14
No Meals on Wheels
Mar 25, 2007 • 22 min

The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.

Boys Do Cry
S5 E15
Boys Do Cry
Apr 29, 2007 • 22 min

Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.

No Chris Left Behind
S5 E16
No Chris Left Behind
May 6, 2007 • 22 min

After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
S5 E17
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
May 13, 2007 • 22 min

Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.

Meet the Quagmires
S5 E18
Meet the Quagmires
May 20, 2007 • 22 min

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

Blue Harvest
S6 E1
Blue Harvest
Sep 23, 2007 • 48 min

Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia is captured by the evil Darth Vader the droids C-3PO and R2-D2 escape to the planet Tatooine to find help from the Rebel Alliance. There they encounter Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi who infiltrate the Death Star then rescue the captive princess from the Death Star and return to aid the Rebellion in its fight against the Galactic Empire.

Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
S6 E2
Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
Sep 30, 2007 • 22 min

Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store where Chris befriends the manager Carl who leaves Meg to do all the work. Carl soon fires her and promotes Chris to the co-boss.

Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
S6 E3
Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
Oct 7, 2007 • 22 min

When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.

Stewie Kills Lois (1)
S6 E4
Stewie Kills Lois (1)
Nov 4, 2007 • 21 min

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

Lois Kills Stewie (2)
S6 E5
Lois Kills Stewie (2)
Nov 11, 2007 • 22 min

Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the lookout for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.

Padre de Familia
S6 E6
Padre de Familia
Nov 18, 2007 • 22 min

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law's estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights.

Peter's Daughter
S6 E7
Peter's Daughter
Nov 25, 2007 • 22 min

After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.

McStroke
S6 E8
McStroke
Jan 13, 2008 • 22 min

Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a thank you, but he eats too many and has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company for what it really is, becoming friends with a genetically engineered cow along the way.

Back to the Woods
S6 E9
Back to the Woods
Feb 17, 2008 • 22 min

James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.

Play It Again, Brian
S6 E10
Play It Again, Brian
Mar 2, 2008 • 22 min

Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over, and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.

The Former Life of Brian
S6 E11
The Former Life of Brian
Apr 27, 2008 • 22 min

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.

Long John Peter
S6 E12
Long John Peter
May 4, 2008 • 22 min

When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna.

Love Blactually
S7 E1
Love Blactually
Sep 28, 2008 • 22 min

Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.

I Dream of Jesus
S7 E2
I Dream of Jesus
Oct 5, 2008 • 22 min

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.

Road to Germany
S7 E3
Road to Germany
Oct 19, 2008 • 22 min

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.

Baby Not On Board
S7 E4
Baby Not On Board
Nov 2, 2008 • 22 min

Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.

The Man with Two Brians
S7 E5
The Man with Two Brians
Nov 9, 2008 • 22 min

Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
S7 E6
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Nov 16, 2008 • 22 min

Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.

Ocean's Three and a Half
S7 E7
Ocean's Three and a Half
Feb 15, 2009 • 22 min

After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.

Family Gay
S7 E8
Family Gay
Mar 8, 2009 • 22 min

After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realise the most important thing is that Peter is happy.

The Juice Is Loose
S7 E9
The Juice Is Loose
Mar 15, 2009 • 22 min

Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.

FOX-y Lady
S7 E10
FOX-y Lady
Mar 22, 2009 • 22 min

Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
S7 E11
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Mar 29, 2009 • 22 min

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

420
S7 E12
420
Apr 19, 2009 • 22 min

Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.

Stew-Roids
S7 E13
Stew-Roids
Apr 26, 2009 • 22 min

Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.

We Love You, Conrad
S7 E14
We Love You, Conrad
May 3, 2009 • 22 min

When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.

Three Kings
S7 E15
Three Kings
May 10, 2009 • 22 min

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.

Peter's Progress
S7 E16
Peter's Progress
May 17, 2009 • 22 min

Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.

Road to the Multiverse
S8 E1
Road to the Multiverse
Sep 27, 2009 • 22 min

With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.

Family Goy
S8 E2
Family Goy
Oct 4, 2009 • 22 min

When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.

Spies Reminiscent of Us
S8 E3
Spies Reminiscent of Us
Oct 11, 2009 • 22 min

Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. They go talk to Mayor West, and find out he is one of the sleeper cells. They follow Mayor West to Russia where they disable a nuke aimed at the US.

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
S8 E4
Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
Nov 8, 2009 • 22 min

When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy.

Hannah Banana
S8 E5
Hannah Banana
Nov 8, 2009 • 22 min

After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey.

Quagmire's Baby
S8 E6
Quagmire's Baby
Nov 15, 2009 • 22 min

Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.

Jerome Is the New Black
S8 E7
Jerome Is the New Black
Nov 22, 2009 • 22 min

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.

Dog Gone
S8 E8
Dog Gone
Nov 29, 2009 • 22 min

When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn’t listen to Peter

Business Guy
S8 E9
Business Guy
Dec 13, 2009 • 22 min

When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she passes to Peter. He gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built.

Big Man on Hippocampus
S8 E10
Big Man on Hippocampus
Jan 3, 2010 • 22 min

When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets everything about his life, including his family and friends. In an attempt to try to bring back his memory, Lois decides to reintroduce Peter to his old self, until he begins to hit on other women, much to Lois's dismay. She decides to take the kids and leave Peter, giving Quagmire the opportunity to score with Lois. Peter now must prove to Lois he can remember her and make himself worthy of her again.

Dial Meg for Murder
S8 E11
Dial Meg for Murder
Jan 31, 2010 • 22 min

Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds out that her boyfriend, Luke, has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house.

Extra Large Medium
S8 E12
Extra Large Medium
Feb 14, 2010 • 22 min

When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter's psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.

Go, Stewie, Go!
S8 E13
Go, Stewie, Go!
Mar 14, 2010 • 22 min

Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.

Peter-assment
S8 E14
Peter-assment
Mar 21, 2010 • 22 min

After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.

Brian Griffin's House of Payne
S8 E15
Brian Griffin's House of Payne
Mar 28, 2010 • 22 min

Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.

April in Quahog
S8 E16
April in Quahog
Apr 11, 2010 • 22 min

When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.

Brian & Stewie
S8 E17
Brian & Stewie
May 2, 2010 • 22 min

In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Unlike any other FAMILY GUY episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they hatch an escape plan.

Quagmire's Dad
S8 E18
Quagmire's Dad
May 9, 2010 • 22 min

Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.

The Splendid Source
S8 E19
The Splendid Source
May 16, 2010 • 22 min

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
S8 E20
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
May 23, 2010 • 55 min

Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort as Lando Calrissian, Chris' boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett.

And Then There Were Fewer
S9 E1
And Then There Were Fewer
Sep 26, 2010 • 50 min

In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.

Excellence in Broadcasting
S9 E2
Excellence in Broadcasting
Oct 3, 2010 • 22 min

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

Welcome Back Carter
S9 E3
Welcome Back Carter
Oct 10, 2010 • 22 min

After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.

Halloween on Spooner Street
S9 E4
Halloween on Spooner Street
Nov 7, 2010 • 22 min

Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.

Baby, You Knock Me Out
S9 E5
Baby, You Knock Me Out
Nov 14, 2010 • 22 min

After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.

Brian Writes a Bestseller
S9 E6
Brian Writes a Bestseller
Nov 21, 2010 • 22 min

Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.

Road to the North Pole
S9 E7
Road to the North Pole
Dec 12, 2010 • 44 min

Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

New Kidney in Town
S9 E8
New Kidney in Town
Jan 9, 2011 • 22 min

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.

And I'm Joyce Kinney
S9 E9
And I'm Joyce Kinney
Jan 16, 2011 • 22 min

Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.

Friends of Peter G.
S9 E10
Friends of Peter G.
Feb 13, 2011 • 22 min

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

German Guy
S9 E11
German Guy
Feb 20, 2011 • 22 min

Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
S9 E12
The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
Mar 6, 2011 • 22 min

Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.

Trading Places
S9 E13
Trading Places
Mar 20, 2011 • 22 min

Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.

Tiegs for Two
S9 E14
Tiegs for Two
Apr 10, 2011 • 22 min

When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.

Brothers & Sisters
S9 E15
Brothers & Sisters
Apr 17, 2011 • 22 min

When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.

The Big Bang Theory
S9 E16
The Big Bang Theory
May 8, 2011 • 22 min

Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.

Foreign Affairs
S9 E17
Foreign Affairs
May 15, 2011 • 22 min

Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.

It's a Trap!
S9 E18
It's a Trap!
May 22, 2011 • 44 min

Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.

Lottery Fever
S10 E1
Lottery Fever
Sep 25, 2011 • 22 min

Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.

Seahorse Seashell Party (II)
S10 E2
Seahorse Seashell Party (II)
Oct 2, 2011 • 22 min

While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I). It continues on American Dad! S08E02 Hurricane! (III).

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
S10 E3
Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
Oct 30, 2011 • 22 min

When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.

Stewie Goes for a Drive
S10 E4
Stewie Goes for a Drive
Nov 6, 2011 • 22 min

Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.

Back to the Pilot
S10 E5
Back to the Pilot
Nov 13, 2011 • 22 min

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

Thanksgiving
S10 E6
Thanksgiving
Nov 20, 2011 • 22 min

Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

Amish Guy
S10 E7
Amish Guy
Nov 27, 2011 • 22 min

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

Cool Hand Peter
S10 E8
Cool Hand Peter
Dec 4, 2011 • 22 min

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

Grumpy Old Man
S10 E9
Grumpy Old Man
Dec 11, 2011 • 22 min

It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.

Meg and Quagmire
S10 E10
Meg and Quagmire
Jan 8, 2012 • 22 min

When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.

The Blind Side
S10 E11
The Blind Side
Jan 15, 2012 • 22 min

Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.

Livin' on a Prayer
S10 E12
Livin' on a Prayer
Jan 29, 2012 • 22 min

When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
S10 E13
Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
Feb 12, 2012 • 22 min

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

Be Careful What You Fish For
S10 E14
Be Careful What You Fish For
Feb 19, 2012 • 22 min

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Burning Down the Bayit
S10 E15
Burning Down the Bayit
Mar 4, 2012 • 22 min

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money

Killer Queen
S10 E16
Killer Queen
Mar 11, 2012 • 22 min

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

Forget-Me-Not
S10 E17
Forget-Me-Not
Mar 18, 2012 • 22 min

After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.

You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
S10 E18
You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
Apr 1, 2012 • 22 min

When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
S10 E19
Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
Apr 29, 2012 • 22 min

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

Leggo My Meg-O
S10 E20
Leggo My Meg-O
May 6, 2012 • 22 min

Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..

Tea Peter
S10 E21
Tea Peter
May 13, 2012 • 22 min

When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

Viewer Mail #2
S10 E22
Viewer Mail #2
May 20, 2012 • 22 min

One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.

Internal Affairs
S10 E23
Internal Affairs
May 20, 2012 • 22 min

Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

Into Fat Air
S11 E1
Into Fat Air
Sep 30, 2012 • 22 min

The Griffins attempt to conquer Mount Everest after competitive friends mention they plan to scale the legendary peak. Things, however, are not looking up for the Griffins, as a wicked storm leaves them pinned down on the side of the mountain.

Ratings Guy
S11 E2
Ratings Guy
Oct 7, 2012 • 22 min

Peter gets carried away when the Nielsen people select the Griffins to have their television-viewing habits monitored and he steals a number of the Nielsen boxes in hopes of controlling the airwaves.

The Old Man and the Big 'C'
S11 E3
The Old Man and the Big 'C'
Nov 4, 2012 • 22 min

When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.

Yug Ylimaf
S11 E4
Yug Ylimaf
Nov 11, 2012 • 22 min

Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”

Joe's Revenge
S11 E5
Joe's Revenge
Nov 18, 2012 • 22 min

When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
S11 E6
Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Nov 25, 2012 • 22 min

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

Friends Without Benefits
S11 E7
Friends Without Benefits
Dec 9, 2012 • 22 min

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
S11 E8
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Dec 23, 2012 • 22 min

As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

Space Cadet
S11 E9
Space Cadet
Jan 6, 2013 • 22 min

To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.

Brian's Play
S11 E10
Brian's Play
Jan 13, 2013 • 22 min

Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his.

The Giggity Wife
S11 E11
The Giggity Wife
Jan 27, 2013 • 22 min

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

Valentine's Day in Quahog
S11 E12
Valentine's Day in Quahog
Feb 10, 2013 • 22 min

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

Chris Cross
S11 E13
Chris Cross
Feb 17, 2013 • 22 min

Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

Call Girl
S11 E14
Call Girl
Mar 10, 2013 • 22 min

When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter's voice on the other end of the line.

Turban Cowboy
S11 E15
Turban Cowboy
Mar 17, 2013 • 22 min

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.

12 and a Half Angry Men
S11 E16
12 and a Half Angry Men
Mar 24, 2013 • 22 min

When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there's a reasonable doubt of the Mayor's guilt.

Bigfat
S11 E17
Bigfat
Apr 14, 2013 • 22 min

Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently.

Total Recall
S11 E18
Total Recall
Apr 28, 2013 • 22 min

After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Peter falls ill and can't compete in his bowling tournament, Peter becomes jealous when Lois fills in for him.

Save the Clam
S11 E19
Save the Clam
May 5, 2013 • 22 min

When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg gets a part-time job at a funeral home.

Farmer Guy
S11 E20
Farmer Guy
May 12, 2013 • 22 min

Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.

Roads to Vegas
S11 E21
Roads to Vegas
May 19, 2013 • 22 min

Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.

No Country Club for Old Men
S11 E22
No Country Club for Old Men
May 19, 2013 • 22 min

The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

Finders Keepers
S12 E1
Finders Keepers
Sep 29, 2013 • 22 min

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

Vestigial Peter
S12 E2
Vestigial Peter
Oct 6, 2013 • 22 min

After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

Quagmire's Quagmire
S12 E3
Quagmire's Quagmire
Nov 3, 2013 • 22 min

Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.

A Fistful of Meg
S12 E4
A Fistful of Meg
Nov 10, 2013 • 22 min

When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.

Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
S12 E5
Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
Nov 17, 2013 • 22 min

The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

Life of Brian
S12 E6
Life of Brian
Nov 24, 2013 • 22 min

Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.

Into Harmony's Way
S12 E7
Into Harmony's Way
Dec 8, 2013 • 22 min

When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.

Christmas Guy
S12 E8
Christmas Guy
Dec 15, 2013 • 22 min

When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

Peter Problems
S12 E9
Peter Problems
Jan 5, 2014 • 22 min

When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.

Grimm Job
S12 E10
Grimm Job
Jan 12, 2014 • 22 min

From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."

Brian's a Bad Father
S12 E11
Brian's a Bad Father
Jan 26, 2014 • 22 min

Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.

Mom's the Word
S12 E12
Mom's the Word
Mar 9, 2014 • 22 min

When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

3 Acts of God
S12 E13
3 Acts of God
Mar 16, 2014 • 22 min

Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

Fresh Heir
S12 E14
Fresh Heir
Mar 23, 2014 • 22 min

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

Secondhand Spoke
S12 E15
Secondhand Spoke
Mar 30, 2014 • 22 min

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

Herpe, the Love Sore
S12 E16
Herpe, the Love Sore
Apr 6, 2014 • 22 min

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

The Most Interesting Man in the World
S12 E17
The Most Interesting Man in the World
Apr 13, 2014 • 22 min

When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

Baby Got Black
S12 E18
Baby Got Black
Apr 27, 2014 • 22 min

Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.

Meg Stinks!
S12 E19
Meg Stinks!
May 4, 2014 • 22 min

Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

He's Bla-ack!
S12 E20
He's Bla-ack!
May 11, 2014 • 22 min

Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

Chap Stewie
S12 E21
Chap Stewie
May 18, 2014 • 22 min

When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

The Simpsons Guy
S13 E1
The Simpsons Guy
Sep 28, 2014 • 46 min

In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart, while Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is. Peter bonds with Homer as they locate the missing car, but then they fight after Peter loses his job when Pawtucket Patriot is revealed to be a copy of Duff Beer.

The Book of Joe
S13 E2
The Book of Joe
Oct 5, 2014 • 24 min

Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.

Baking Bad
S13 E3
Baking Bad
Oct 19, 2014 • 24 min

Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.

Brian the Closer
S13 E4
Brian the Closer
Nov 9, 2014 • 24 min

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

Turkey Guys
S13 E5
Turkey Guys
Nov 16, 2014 • 24 min

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
S13 E6
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
Dec 7, 2014 • 24 min

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
S13 E7
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
Jan 4, 2015 • 24 min

To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

Our Idiot Brian
S13 E8
Our Idiot Brian
Jan 11, 2015 • 24 min

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

This Little Piggy
S13 E9
This Little Piggy
Jan 25, 2015 • 24 min

Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

Quagmire's Mom
S13 E10
Quagmire's Mom
Feb 8, 2015 • 24 min

After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.

Encyclopedia Griffin
S13 E11
Encyclopedia Griffin
Feb 15, 2015 • 23 min

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.

Stewie Is Enceinte
S13 E12
Stewie Is Enceinte
Mar 8, 2015 • 24 min

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

Dr. C and the Women
S13 E13
Dr. C and the Women
Mar 15, 2015 • 24 min

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

#JOLO
S13 E14
#JOLO
Apr 12, 2015 • 23 min

When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

Once Bitten
S13 E15
Once Bitten
Apr 19, 2015 • 24 min

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

Roasted Guy
S13 E16
Roasted Guy
Apr 26, 2015 • 24 min

Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.

Fighting Irish
S13 E17
Fighting Irish
May 3, 2015 • 24 min

Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

Take My Wife
S13 E18
Take My Wife
May 17, 2015 • 24 min

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

Pilling Them Softly
S14 E1
Pilling Them Softly
Sep 27, 2015 • 25 min

Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.

Papa Has a Rollin' Son
S14 E2
Papa Has a Rollin' Son
Oct 4, 2015 • 22 min

For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.

Guy Robot
S14 E3
Guy Robot
Oct 11, 2015 • 22 min

Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

Peternormal Activity
S14 E4
Peternormal Activity
Oct 25, 2015 • 22 min

The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them

Peter, Chris & Brian
S14 E5
Peter, Chris & Brian
Nov 8, 2015 • 22 min

Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

Peter's Sister
S14 E6
Peter's Sister
Nov 15, 2015 • 22 min

Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far.

Hot Pocket-Dial
S14 E7
Hot Pocket-Dial
Nov 22, 2015 • 23 min

Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.

Brokeback Swanson
S14 E8
Brokeback Swanson
Dec 6, 2015 • 23 min

When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.

A Shot in the Dark
S14 E9
A Shot in the Dark
Dec 13, 2015 • 23 min

When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
S14 E10
Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
Jan 3, 2016 • 24 min

Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called “Winter/Summer” an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead.

The Peanut Butter Kid
S14 E11
The Peanut Butter Kid
Jan 10, 2016 • 24 min

When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

Scammed Yankees
S14 E12
Scammed Yankees
Jan 17, 2016 • 24 min

Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg’s friend, Patty.

An App a Day
S14 E13
An App a Day
Feb 14, 2016 • 22 min

Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

Underage Peter
S14 E14
Underage Peter
Feb 21, 2016 • 22 min

Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.

A Lot Going On Upstairs
S14 E15
A Lot Going On Upstairs
Mar 6, 2016 • 23 min

When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.

The Heartbreak Dog
S14 E16
The Heartbreak Dog
Mar 13, 2016 • 22 min

Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

Take a Letter
S14 E17
Take a Letter
Apr 17, 2016 • 22 min

To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

The New Adventures of Old Tom
S14 E18
The New Adventures of Old Tom
May 8, 2016 • 23 min

Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

Run, Chris, Run
S14 E19
Run, Chris, Run
May 15, 2016 • 23 min

To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.

Road to India
S14 E20
Road to India
May 22, 2016 • 23 min

Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

The Boys in the Band
S15 E1
The Boys in the Band
Sep 25, 2016 • 24 min

Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire's personal assistant for his sex life.

Bookie of the Year
S15 E2
Bookie of the Year
Oct 2, 2016 • 22 min

Brian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son's baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant.

American Gigg-olo
S15 E3
American Gigg-olo
Oct 16, 2016 • 22 min

After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter’s health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical.

Inside Family Guy
S15 E4
Inside Family Guy
Oct 23, 2016 • 22 min

Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series.

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
S15 E5
Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
Nov 6, 2016 • 22 min

Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

Hot Shots
S15 E6
Hot Shots
Nov 13, 2016 • 22 min

In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town.

High School English
S15 E7
High School English
Nov 20, 2016 • 22 min

In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".

Carter and Tricia
S15 E8
Carter and Tricia
Dec 4, 2016 • 22 min

Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.

How the Griffin Stole Christmas
S15 E9
How the Griffin Stole Christmas
Dec 11, 2016 • 24 min

Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers.

Passenger Fatty-Seven
S15 E10
Passenger Fatty-Seven
Jan 8, 2017 • 24 min

Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.

Gronkowsbees
S15 E11
Gronkowsbees
Jan 15, 2017 • 22 min

Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.

Peter's Def Jam
S15 E12
Peter's Def Jam
Feb 12, 2017 • 23 min

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties.

The Finer Strings
S15 E13
The Finer Strings
Feb 19, 2017 • 24 min

The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much

The Dating Game
S15 E14
The Dating Game
Mar 5, 2017 • 22 min

Quagmire discovers the “dating” app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis

Cop and a Half-Wit
S15 E15
Cop and a Half-Wit
Mar 12, 2017 • 22 min

Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

Saturated Fat Guy
S15 E16
Saturated Fat Guy
Mar 19, 2017 • 22 min

In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it’s too dangerous

Peter's Lost Youth
S15 E17
Peter's Lost Youth
Mar 26, 2017 • 22 min

Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him

The Peter Principal
S15 E18
The Peter Principal
Apr 30, 2017 • 23 min

Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.

Dearly Deported
S15 E19
Dearly Deported
May 22, 2017 • 23 min

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.

A House Full of Peters
S15 E20
A House Full of Peters
May 22, 2017 • 23 min

Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.

Emmy-Winning Episode
S16 E1
Emmy-Winning Episode
Oct 1, 2017 • 23 min

Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.

Foxx in the Men House
S16 E2
Foxx in the Men House
Oct 8, 2017 • 23 min

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

Nanny Goats
S16 E3
Nanny Goats
Oct 15, 2017 • 23 min

Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them.

Follow the Money
S16 E4
Follow the Money
Oct 22, 2017 • 23 min

Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.

Three Directors
S16 E5
Three Directors
Nov 5, 2017 • 23 min

The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.

The D in Apartment 23
S16 E6
The D in Apartment 23
Nov 12, 2017 • 23 min

When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

Petey IV
S16 E7
Petey IV
Nov 19, 2017 • 23 min

Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1985).

Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
S16 E8
Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
Dec 3, 2017 • 23 min

Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
S16 E9
Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
Dec 10, 2017 • 23 min

In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol".

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
S16 E10
Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
Jan 7, 2018 • 23 min

Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.

Dog Bites Bear
S16 E11
Dog Bites Bear
Jan 14, 2018 • 23 min

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Send in Stewie, Please
S16 E12
Send in Stewie, Please
Mar 18, 2018 • 27 min

When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about himself.

V Is for Mystery
S16 E13
V Is for Mystery
Mar 25, 2018 • 23 min

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Veteran Guy
S16 E14
Veteran Guy
Apr 1, 2018 • 23 min

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

The Woof of Wall Street
S16 E15
The Woof of Wall Street
Apr 8, 2018 • 23 min

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

'Family Guy' Through The Years
S16 E16
'Family Guy' Through The Years
Apr 22, 2018 • 23 min

FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that’s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s.

Switch the Flip
S16 E17
Switch the Flip
Apr 29, 2018 • 23 min

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire.

HTTPete
S16 E18
HTTPete
May 6, 2018 • 23 min

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

The Unkindest Cut
S16 E19
The Unkindest Cut
May 13, 2018 • 23 min

Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
S16 E20
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
May 20, 2018 • 23 min

After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.

Married... with Cancer (1)
S17 E1
Married... with Cancer (1)
Sep 30, 2018 • 23 min

Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.

Dead Dog Walking (2)
S17 E2
Dead Dog Walking (2)
Oct 7, 2018 • 23 min

Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.

Pal Stewie
S17 E3
Pal Stewie
Oct 14, 2018 • 23 min

Stewie is surprised when he makes friends with another boy his age, but later taken aback when he learns that Stewie wasn't invited to his birthday party.

Big Trouble in Little Quahog
S17 E4
Big Trouble in Little Quahog
Oct 21, 2018 • 23 min

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.

Regarding Carter
S17 E5
Regarding Carter
Nov 4, 2018 • 23 min

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

Stand By Meg
S17 E6
Stand By Meg
Nov 11, 2018 • 23 min

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.

The Griffin Winter Games
S17 E7
The Griffin Winter Games
Nov 18, 2018 • 23 min

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Con Heiress
S17 E8
Con Heiress
Dec 2, 2018 • 23 min

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

Pawtucket Pete
S17 E9
Pawtucket Pete
Dec 9, 2018 • 23 min

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

Hefty Shades of Gray
S17 E10
Hefty Shades of Gray
Jan 6, 2019 • 23 min

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.

Trump Guy
S17 E11
Trump Guy
Jan 13, 2019 • 23 min

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.

Bri, Robot
S17 E12
Bri, Robot
Feb 10, 2019 • 23 min

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

Trans-Fat
S17 E13
Trans-Fat
Feb 17, 2019 • 23 min

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

Family Guy Lite
S17 E14
Family Guy Lite
Mar 3, 2019 • 23 min

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.

No Giggity, No Doubt
S17 E15
No Giggity, No Doubt
Mar 10, 2019 • 23 min

When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.

You Can't Handle the Booth
S17 E16
You Can't Handle the Booth
Mar 24, 2019 • 23 min

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

Island Adventure
S17 E17
Island Adventure
Mar 31, 2019 • 23 min

In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game, as he courts a middle-aged woman.

Throw It Away
S17 E18
Throw It Away
Apr 28, 2019 • 23 min

After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.

Girl, Internetted
S17 E19
Girl, Internetted
May 5, 2019 • 23 min

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.

Adam West High
S17 E20
Adam West High
May 12, 2019 • 23 min

When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

Yacht Rocky
S18 E1
Yacht Rocky
Sep 29, 2019 • 22 min

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

Bri-Da
S18 E2
Bri-Da
Oct 6, 2019 • 22 min

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.

Absolutely Babulous
S18 E3
Absolutely Babulous
Oct 13, 2019 • 22 min

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

Disney's The Reboot
S18 E4
Disney's The Reboot
Oct 20, 2019 • 22 min

The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.

Cat Fight
S18 E5
Cat Fight
Nov 3, 2019 • 22 min

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way.

Peter & Lois' Wedding
S18 E6
Peter & Lois' Wedding
Nov 10, 2019 • 22 min

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

Heart Burn
S18 E7
Heart Burn
Nov 17, 2019 • 22 min

To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.

Shanksgiving
S18 E8
Shanksgiving
Nov 24, 2019 • 22 min

Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed.

Christmas Is Coming
S18 E9
Christmas Is Coming
Dec 15, 2019 • 22 min

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it.

Connie's Celica
S18 E10
Connie's Celica
Jan 5, 2020 • 22 min

When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

Short Cuts
S18 E11
Short Cuts
Feb 16, 2020 • 22 min

When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her.

Undergrounded
S18 E12
Undergrounded
Feb 23, 2020 • 22 min

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

Rich Old Stewie
S18 E13
Rich Old Stewie
Mar 1, 2020 • 22 min

Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

The Movement
S18 E14
The Movement
Mar 8, 2020 • 22 min

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

Baby Stewie
S18 E15
Baby Stewie
Mar 15, 2020 • 22 min

Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby.

Start Me Up
S18 E16
Start Me Up
Apr 19, 2020 • 22 min

Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.

Coma Guy
S18 E17
Coma Guy
Apr 26, 2020 • 22 min

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

Better Off Meg
S18 E18
Better Off Meg
May 3, 2020 • 22 min

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg Griffin.

Holly Bibble
S18 E19
Holly Bibble
May 10, 2020 • 22 min

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
S18 E20
Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
May 17, 2020 • 22 min

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

Stewie's First Word
S19 E1
Stewie's First Word
Sep 27, 2020 • 22 min

Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

The Talented Mr. Stewie
S19 E2
The Talented Mr. Stewie
Oct 4, 2020 • 22 min

Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Boys & Squirrels
S19 E3
Boys & Squirrels
Oct 11, 2020 • 22 min

When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his "true height" of 6'5".

CutawayLand
S19 E4
CutawayLand
Nov 1, 2020 • 22 min

Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

La Famiglia Guy
S19 E5
La Famiglia Guy
Nov 8, 2020 • 22 min

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Meg's Wedding
S19 E6
Meg's Wedding
Nov 15, 2020 • 22 min

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

Wild Wild West
S19 E7
Wild Wild West
Nov 22, 2020 • 22 min

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

Pawtucket Pat
S19 E8
Pawtucket Pat
Dec 6, 2020 • 22 min

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

The First No L
S19 E9
The First No L
Dec 13, 2020 • 22 min

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

Fecal Matters
S19 E10
Fecal Matters
Jan 17, 2021 • 22 min

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.

Boy's Best Friend
S19 E11
Boy's Best Friend
Feb 14, 2021 • 22 min

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette.

And Then There's Fraud
S19 E12
And Then There's Fraud
Feb 28, 2021 • 22 min

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far.

PeTerminator
S19 E13
PeTerminator
Mar 7, 2021 • 22 min

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

The Marrying Kind
S19 E14
The Marrying Kind
Mar 14, 2021 • 22 min

Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Customer of the Week
S19 E15
Customer of the Week
Mar 28, 2021 • 22 min

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

Who's Brian Now?
S19 E16
Who's Brian Now?
Apr 11, 2021 • 22 min

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

Young Parent Trap
S19 E17
Young Parent Trap
Apr 18, 2021 • 22 min

Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

Meg Goes to College
S19 E18
Meg Goes to College
May 2, 2021 • 22 min

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Family Cat
S19 E19
Family Cat
May 9, 2021 • 22 min

Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

Tales of Former Sports Glory
S19 E20
Tales of Former Sports Glory
May 16, 2021 • 22 min

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

LASIK Instinct
S20 E1
LASIK Instinct
Sep 26, 2021 • 22 min

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

Rock Hard
S20 E2
Rock Hard
Oct 3, 2021 • 22 min

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Must Love Dogs
S20 E3
Must Love Dogs
Oct 10, 2021 • 22 min

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

80's Guy
S20 E4
80's Guy
Oct 17, 2021 • 22 min

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

Brief Encounter
S20 E5
Brief Encounter
Oct 24, 2021 • 22 min

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

Cootie & The Blowhard
S20 E6
Cootie & The Blowhard
Nov 7, 2021 • 22 min

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

Peterschmidt Manor
S20 E7
Peterschmidt Manor
Nov 14, 2021 • 22 min

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

The Birthday Bootlegger
S20 E8
The Birthday Bootlegger
Nov 21, 2021 • 22 min

A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

The Fatman Always Rings Twice
S20 E9
The Fatman Always Rings Twice
Nov 28, 2021 • 22 min

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Christmas Crime
S20 E10
Christmas Crime
Dec 19, 2021 • 22 min

After a Christmas tree lightning ceremony Brian crashes into Mayor West's nativity scene causing outrage.

Mister Act
S20 E11
Mister Act
Jan 9, 2022 • 22 min

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

The Lois Quagmire
S20 E12
The Lois Quagmire
Feb 27, 2022 • 22 min

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

Lawyer Guy
S20 E13
Lawyer Guy
Mar 6, 2022 • 22 min

Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor -- who turns out to be Brick; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

HBO-No
S20 E14
HBO-No
Mar 13, 2022 • 22 min

The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Hard Boiled Meg
S20 E15
Hard Boiled Meg
Mar 20, 2022 • 22 min

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver. Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Prescription Heroine
S20 E16
Prescription Heroine
Mar 27, 2022 • 22 min

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

All About Alana
S20 E17
All About Alana
May 1, 2022 • 22 min

When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

Girlfriend, Eh?
S20 E18
Girlfriend, Eh?
May 8, 2022 • 22 min

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

First Blood
S20 E19
First Blood
May 15, 2022 • 22 min

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.

The Jersey Bore
S20 E20
The Jersey Bore
May 22, 2022 • 22 min

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".

Oscars Guy
S21 E1
Oscars Guy
Sep 25, 2022 • 22 min

"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump".

Bend or Blockbuster
S21 E2
Bend or Blockbuster
Oct 2, 2022 • 22 min

Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

A Wife-Changing Experience
S21 E3
A Wife-Changing Experience
Oct 9, 2022 • 22 min

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

The Munchurian Candidate
S21 E4
The Munchurian Candidate
Oct 16, 2022 • 22 min

Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

Unzipped Code
S21 E5
Unzipped Code
Oct 23, 2022 • 22 min

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Happy Holo-ween
S21 E6
Happy Holo-ween
Oct 30, 2022 • 22 min

Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

The Stewaway
S21 E7
The Stewaway
Nov 13, 2022 • 22 min

During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

Get Stewie
S21 E8
Get Stewie
Nov 20, 2022 • 22 min

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

Carny Knowledge
S21 E9
Carny Knowledge
Dec 4, 2022 • 22 min

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

The Candidate
S21 E10
The Candidate
Dec 11, 2022 • 22 min

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class “snack captain”.

Love Story Guy
S21 E11
Love Story Guy
Jan 8, 2023 • 22 min

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Old West
S21 E12
Old West
Feb 19, 2023 • 22 min

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Single White Dad
S21 E13
Single White Dad
Feb 26, 2023 • 22 min

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

White Meg Can't Jump
S21 E14
White Meg Can't Jump
Mar 5, 2023 • 22 min

Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.

Adoptation
S21 E15
Adoptation
Mar 12, 2023 • 22 min

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

The Bird Reich
S21 E16
The Bird Reich
Apr 16, 2023 • 22 min

To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing.

A Bottle Episode
S21 E17
A Bottle Episode
Apr 16, 2023 • 22 min

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

Vat Man & Rob 'Em
S21 E18
Vat Man & Rob 'Em
Apr 23, 2023 • 22 min

When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

From Russia With Love
S21 E19
From Russia With Love
Apr 30, 2023 • 22 min

After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Adult Education
S21 E20
Adult Education
May 7, 2023 • 22 min

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

Fertilized Megg
S22 E1
Fertilized Megg
Oct 1, 2023 • 22 min

Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family.

Supermarket Pete
S22 E2
Supermarket Pete
Oct 8, 2023 • 22 min

With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.

A Stache from the Past
S22 E3
A Stache from the Past
Oct 22, 2023 • 22 min

When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.

Old World Harm
S22 E4
Old World Harm
Nov 5, 2023 • 22 min

Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

Baby, It's Cold Inside
S22 E5
Baby, It's Cold Inside
Nov 12, 2023 • 22 min

Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

Boston Stewie
S22 E6
Boston Stewie
Nov 19, 2023 • 22 min

Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.

Snap(ple) Decision
S22 E7
Snap(ple) Decision
Nov 26, 2023 • 22 min

Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy."

Baking Sad
S22 E8
Baking Sad
Dec 3, 2023 • 22 min

Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a "male talk show."

The Return of the King (of Queens)
S22 E9
The Return of the King (of Queens)
Dec 17, 2023 • 22 min

Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.

Cabin Pressure
S22 E10
Cabin Pressure
Mar 6, 2024 • 22 min

When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation. Tensions run high and things soon spiral out of control when the cabin burns down.

Teacher's Heavy Pet
S22 E11
Teacher's Heavy Pet
Mar 13, 2024 • 22 min

Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club... but only time will tell how long he remains a member.

Take This Job and Love It
S22 E12
Take This Job and Love It
Mar 20, 2024 • 22 min

Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be.

Lifeguard Meg
S22 E13
Lifeguard Meg
Mar 27, 2024 • 22 min

Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don't follow the pool rules.

Fat Actor
S22 E14
Fat Actor
Apr 10, 2024 • 22 min

Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.

Faith No More
S22 E15
Faith No More
Apr 17, 2024 • 22 min

Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.

Fat Gun
S23 E1
Fat Gun
Feb 16, 2025 • 22 min

This "Top Gun" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and Peter/Maverick's blooming relationship with Chris/Rooster.

Live, Laugh, Love
S23 E2
Live, Laugh, Love
Feb 23, 2025 • 22 min

When Peter realizes Joe has never found him funny, he is determined to make Joe laugh; Lois chaperones Chris and Meg's school trip, where she strives to reunite the principal with his long-lost love.

Drunk with Power
S23 E3
Drunk with Power
Mar 2, 2025 • 22 min

Peter swaps lives with Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and is forced to make a ruling on the constitutionality of gay marriage, meanwhile, Brett tries to become friends with Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.

Lois C.K.
S23 E4
Lois C.K.
Mar 9, 2025 • 22 min

Lois becomes a stand-up comic, using real life stories about Peter as content; Peter tries his best to straighten his life out to avoid being ridiculed by Lois's act.

The Chicken or the Meg
S23 E5
The Chicken or the Meg
Mar 16, 2025 • 22 min

Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show.

Dog Is My Co-Pilot
S23 E6
Dog Is My Co-Pilot
Mar 23, 2025 • 22 min

After successfully landing a plane, Brian and Quagmire go on a press tour. Meanwhile Chris and Stewie open a boutique pizza place.

Pitch Imperfect
S23 E7
Pitch Imperfect
Mar 30, 2025 • 22 min

Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.

Hard Times at Adam West High
S23 E8
Hard Times at Adam West High
Apr 6, 2025 • 22 min

Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report. Peter becomes jealous when he sits out of a lottery pool and the guys win.

The Elle Word
S23 E9
The Elle Word
Apr 13, 2025 • 22 min

When Quagmire starts dating a mystery woman, Peter, Joe and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover her to be the librarian.

A Real Who's Hulu
S23 E10
A Real Who's Hulu
Apr 27, 2025 • 22 min

The Griffins spoof "Only Murders in the Building," "The Dropout," and "The Bear."

China Doll
S23 E11
China Doll
May 4, 2025 • 22 min

When Stewie sees a tag on Rupert reading "Made in China," he heads off to China to meet Rupert's family.

One Foot in Front of the Mother
S23 E12
One Foot in Front of the Mother
May 11, 2025 • 22 min

Due to a police complaint about his excessive barking, Brian has to wear a shock collar; looking to join an after-school team, Chris discovers a talent for speed walking.

The Fat Lotus
S23 E13
The Fat Lotus
May 18, 2025 • 22 min

In this Griffin-family twist on the popular HBO series, Peter suspects Lois of betraying his trust with Quagmire at a swanky vacation, while Stewie worries that his wealthy new friends plan to sacrifice him in a volcano.

Cool Hand Lois
S23 E14
Cool Hand Lois
May 29, 2025 • 22 min

Lois embarks on a journey of self-discovery.

Martian Meg
S23 E15
Martian Meg
Jun 5, 2025 • 22 min

Fed up with feeling like she doesn't belong, Meg enlists in a training program for a mission to Mars.

Row v. Wade
S23 E16
Row v. Wade
Jul 3, 2025 • 22 min

Brian wins a boat on "The Price is Right" and decides to sail to Texas to help women seeking legal abortions.

Karenheit 451
S23 E17
Karenheit 451
Jul 6, 2025 • 22 min

Lois becomes the leader of a group of mothers who want to ban books from schools.

Twain's World
S23 E18
Twain's World
Jul 17, 2025 • 22 min

In an effort to improve his writing, Brian convinces Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present day, but the plan goes awry when Twain overindulges in pornography.

The Edible Arrangement [450th episode]
S24 E1
The Edible Arrangement [450th episode]
Feb 15, 2026 • 22 min

Lois and Stewie finally understand each other - thanks to Brian's edibles - and try to understand their complicated relationship.

Pumpkin Spice Girls
S24 E2
Pumpkin Spice Girls
Feb 22, 2026 • 22 min

Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte, but when the limited time offering lapses, she and Lois concoct an elaborate heist to steal the formula.

Man-Fest Destiny
S24 E3
Man-Fest Destiny
Feb 22, 2026 • 22 min

Peter and the guys become shipwrecked at Fire Island; Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie.

Bringing Up Brady
S24 E4
Bringing Up Brady
Mar 1, 2026 • 22 min

Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party at a home furnishing store.

Dear Francis
S24 E5
Dear Francis
Mar 1, 2026 • 22 min

Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois, but she believes he meant his deceased father, leading to a round of therapy. Things worsen when Lois discovers "Frances" is the name of the Clam's new, pretty waitress.

Viewer DMs
S24 E6
Viewer DMs
Mar 8, 2026 • 22 min

In this follow up to the "Viewer Mail" episodes, the Griffin family retells The Lord of the Rings, explains how the Griffins' ancestors arrived in Quahog, and looks back at Quagmire's 1960s variety show.

Scent of a Woman
S24 E7
Scent of a Woman
Mar 8, 2026 • 22 min

Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the Griffin house has cancer.

Play Time
S24 E8
Play Time
Mar 15, 2026 • 22 min

In this three-act parody, the Griffins spoof the stage by putting up To Kill a Mockingbird, The Odd Couple and Hamlet.

Phony Montana
S24 E9
Phony Montana
Mar 15, 2026 • 22 min

After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman named Carmen, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent- which he worries will hurt his chances with her.

A Few More Ways to Die in the West
S24 E10
A Few More Ways to Die in the West
Apr 12, 2026 • 21 min

In this Griffin family spoof of the Old West, Peter, known as Quiet Burp, and his gang of outlaws agrees to escort a wealthy businessman on a train journey.

Tall Stewie
S24 E11
Tall Stewie
Apr 12, 2026 • 21 min

When Stewie puts on a pair of boots that make him slightly taller, his newfound confidence changes the power dynamic in the Griffin family.

Lower G.I. Joe
S24 E12
Lower G.I. Joe
Apr 26, 2026 • 21 min

A colonoscopy reveals Peter has a rare collectible toy action figure lodged in his intestine, but the reward for selling it causes a rift between him and the guys.

Friend's Best Man
S24 E13
Friend's Best Man
May 3, 2026 • 21 min

Stewie becomes engaged to Rupert, but Brian is upset when he is not chosen as the best man.

Let the Goodtimes Walk
S24 E14
Let the Goodtimes Walk
May 10, 2026 • 21 min

A powerful sleeping aid medication gives Joe the ability to walk while he is asleep, but Joe grows concerned when it becomes clear that the guys prefer his sleepwalking self.

High School History
S24 E15
High School History
May 17, 2026 • 30 min

In this three-act parody of prominent historical eras, the Griffins take a humorous look at The French Revolution, the American Civil War, and World War II.

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